It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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