he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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