FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Randomize
