Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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