I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
