Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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