Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
