I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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