im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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