its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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