I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
i've created a new STD.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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