I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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