About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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