Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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