Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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