Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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