Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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