Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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