I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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