That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Come share oat with me in your robe
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
