you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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