No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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