whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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