I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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