is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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