So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it's not cheating when I paid for it
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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