Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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