Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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