After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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