Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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