Pappa wants mamma naked
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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