i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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