Dual....:-)
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i dont even know how to be here
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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