Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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