All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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