Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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