i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
the liver wants what the liver wants
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
