what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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