You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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