Its about making memories worth repressing
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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