Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
