Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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