Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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