We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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