Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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