Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I touched a dick in church today
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