I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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