But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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