found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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