I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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