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More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
